So it didn't take too long, in fact all it took was us being in at work at the same time for more than 3 hours (and a third alarm fire). I hate can't stand my boss again ( Read more... )

One of the biggest lies our society at large has sold (a lot of) us on is the illusion that war is necessary. More on this later.

Oh and fuck the Red Cross with a big Herpes infected dick. And not the Herpes that has you white water rafting and skiing and shit. The real Herpes that has you ashamed with mouth sores and "painful out breaks" and ish.

A few minutes ago some wretched, old witch with a hole in her roof told me to go back to Africa. Man, I love my job.

Evil, racist witch: Can I get help? I have a flood.
Irrationally calm Eb @ 6/5 am: What is the flood due to?
Evil, racist witch: I don't know.
Irrationally calm Eb @ 6/5 am: Well, ma'am, I need to know what it's due to in order to ( Read more... )

Just a quick morsel for y'all to nibble on. First for those only recently tuning in I work at the @#!$%&*$@!# Red Cross. There's a guy who works at my job and the Fire Dept. He called last night from FDNY and gave an "informal, unofficial heads up" type warning to us that "something" may be happening that night. Something about there being extra ( Read more... )

When men are afraid of something, they generally don't use the term afraid or scared. They say "I don't like ____." My ex used to tell me he "didn't like" rats. Now rats aren't exactly my friends either, but aside from Michael Jackson and Ben I think it's safe to say most of us aren't on a first name basis with any rats. And comparatively, I don't ( Read more... )

I'm really starting to hate some of the bitches at my job. And I'm one of those corny "hate is such a strong word" people, so this is getting bad. It's mainly the day staff (with one exception, Sherry is cool as shit). There's a few distinctions between the day and night and/or overnight staff. The day staff are all full time and the night is ( Read more... )

I can tell from the skillion things floating my mind right now that this will the most unorganized entry EVER. Laney should spank me.

According to that secret crush meme someone has a crush on me. Fess up! But perhaps it was just said in jest. Like the people I named. =x ( Read more... )

Don't you love when someone tries so hard to say something impressive and it has the exact opposite outcome ( Read more... )

Whoa, new work crush. Trust me, this is not gonna become some sort of trend. The Red Cross along with the general population has major slim pickins when it comes to men. But Ozzie... Woooo! I'm struggling on whether to call him Ozzie or Osvaldo 'cause I'm not too fond of either name. Before I talk about sexy ass Oz I think I should bring some " ( Read more... )

Speaking of the hurricane... As Laney so... elaborately summed up here the big Hurricane was a flop for the Northeast. I'm still unsure of exactly how bad it affected the southern states so I won't go as far to say it was a complete flop. Never the less, I have the pleasure of working at the Red Cross. The place that everybody knows about yet no ( Read more... )